The Cookbook
Deathcap and Hemlock’s recipes are hand-picked fresh from the field to bring you dishes that will ignite your tastebuds. Create a dreadful feast that will nourish the dark depths of your soul.
Don’t attempt to make any of these in the feeble kitchen of a mere mortal.
Catch of the day: Fresh picks
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A New Form of Communion
by Kurt Van Ristell
If what you seek lies beyond the kitchen, this hearty dish—carefully prepared—may be for you.
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Roast Chicken
by Elliot Bird
This recipe is for those committed to careful and accurate preparation.
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Dushpara, or Dumplings to Cleanse a Soul
by Alexa K Moon
A special dish for your little sister and whatever else has taken up residence within her.
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Mushroom Stew
by Meg Candelaria
Edible, probably. Guests, optionally. Survival, possibly.
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New Year/New You Champagne Cocktail
by Laura Brennan
Forget resolutions! This cocktail will guarantee a new you for the new year.
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Fairy Ring Yule Bread Pudding
by Melissa Koons
This bread pudding is just the thing for that particular Yuletide host who loves collecting.
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"Xanadu" Cocktail with Artisanal Ice
by Sasha Brown
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Grandma Kitty's Time-Travel Meat Broth
by Jason P. Burnham
For the adventurer, a dish that can take you anytime! Careful with those leftovers.
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Your First Cup of Soorj After the Death of Your Beloved Nana
by Jolie Toomajan
Brew up a nice warm hug from Nana... but at what cost? This one’s for you, Nana.
Jawbreakers
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Slow-Roasted Tenderloin
by LL Garland
You will need a very large bowl and a suitable building spot for this recipe.
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Anniversary Apple Pie
by Avra Margariti
So you’re married to the Serpent of Eden (congratulations!) and want to bake your beloved spouse an apple pie.
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How to Deaden an Undead Thing
by Marie Baca Villa
When haunted by a zombied soul, use this concoction to end its reign over you, once and for all.
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Bone Meal
by Kevin M. Casin
Don’t miss the opportunity to use that lush grave dirt! This hearty recipe is packed with nutrients.
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Scornful Mojo Chicken
by L. Ann Kinyon
This recipe can be made by anyone with a spiteful heart and a well-stocked pantry!
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M'Dear's Plantation-Style Fried Chicken
by Ian Gabriel Loisel
A special treat for the master of the house.
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Low-Calorie Chocolate Chip Cookies
by Kanishk Tantia
These cookies are on the lighter side! Try them while Mother is out.
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Picnic Lunch for Two Lost Hikers
by Dana Vickerson
A recipe for when you have to make do with what you find in the cupboards and garden.
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Perfect Penance Bundt Cake
by Rae Knowles
The perfect recipe for someone who needs to earn your forgiveness.
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Hot and Sour Listening Soup
by Devon West
Enjoy the dark aura from black vinegar, hellfire from white pepper and chili oil – and a toothsome kick from chicken feet.
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Last Date Night Spaghetti
by Whitney Trang
A simple dish you’d better make while you still can.
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Hardtack and Salt Pork Stew
by Jan Chu
This stew is nothing like the food you’re accustomed to, but may give you the strength to do what is needed.
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Harmony Pot Pie
by A.J. Van Belle
A tried-and-true chicken pot pie recipe, just like Grandpa used to make back in the day, soaring through the nebula in his old, pre-lightspeed clunker.
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World's Ultimate Banana Bread
by Jamie Lackey
World got you down? Try this comforting classic.
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Singing Bird
by Nicoletta Giuseffi
Your feast needs entertainment, and this antique recipe can help solve many of your problems.
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Mrs. Claus' Cure for Homicidal Ideation
by sheena d.
Because you’re not the only one who saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
Heartrenders
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Soul Cakes, Winter, Melancholy
by M.R. Howe
The Necessary Custom during the Winter months. Perfect for a snowy day.
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Cherry-Grief Soup (Chilled)
by TJ Price
A from-scratch soup to balm a mourning heart. Beware though; incorrect preparation may cause more grief for the family.
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Rendang
by Simo Srinivas
This dish will take you back to the roots of your family.
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Easy Garden Flowers Broth
by Adriana C. Grigore
A bittersweet broth made with the flowers blooming outside. Careful not to stare into it too long!
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A Feast Like No Other
by Ai Jiang
Cater to the individual tastes of your family members with this special occasion feast.
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Charon's Maidenhair Tea
by Anna Madden
A drink for bestowing the sight of Charon.
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Bread to Bring Them Back, or Keep them
by K.A. Honeywell
Sometimes, the simple scent of a freshly baked loaf is all you need.
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Meemaw's Melty Garlic-Stuffed Morels
by David Burchell
This three-ingredient recipe is a hearty campfire dish that is sure to warm your heart.
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Restos de Rosca de Reyes
by Tania Chen
Tired of spending the holidays alone and fielding awkward questions? Look no further than this recipe for Three King’s Day!
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Peach Cobbler For Communing
by Sara Crocoll Smith
An irresistible southern dessert that boasts healing properties and the ability to commune with the dead!
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Recipe for the Morning After
by Nechama Moring
Prepare this recipe quietly, while holding the memory of last night in your limbs.
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New Moon Sticky Rice with Mango
by Erin L. Swann
This recipe may backfire, but if you are ever in the position to make it, the risk may be worth it. Leave plenty of time.
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Hasty Homemade Porridge
When you moved into your beautiful house just outside the forest, did you ignore that odd note in the pantry telling you to leave out an offering every night to keep the neighbours happy?
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Aegean Fish Pie
by Zoi Athanassiadou
Served with a salad of bitter herbs picked by your Grandma’s ghost for a full meal of nostalgia.
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Maenad Must Pudding
by Zoi Athanassiadou
Whether you want her or you want to be her, this dish will not leave you wanting.
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Spinster's Soup
by Sam Lesek
A hexed recipe given to you by the widow of a woods witch. From the Pride Month Special Menu.
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Endless Night Aush
by Yasamin Yaldaei
No Yalda is complete without this recipe! On this, the longest night, give this aush a try—perfect for beginners!
Sidesplitters
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Ghost S'mories
by Finnegan Flannery
These toasty, gooey marshmallows, dripping with warm chocolate and nestled between two grahams, are the perfect snack while you listen to Vanessa’s campfire tale.
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Sunset Sangria
by B.F. Vega
After a long hard day, it’s nice to celebrate survival with a glass of sangria!*
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Brisket for Cthulhu
by Lena Ng
It’s the Day of the Dawning Void and the stars are in perfect alignment. But what to make?
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Handy Snack for the Uninvited Guest
by Gully Novaro
Your doorbell rings. A surprise visitor has arrived, and there’s nothing you can offer them…
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Blood Broth Overday Oats
staff recipe
Feed your needs, the modern way. Pop this in the fridge while you sleep!
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Surf Shack Double Deluxe
by Martin Murray
Take a page out of this employee handbook and whip up a meal fit for a king. Careful serving is important with this one.
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Santa Claus is Comin' to Your Larder
by Paul Lewthwaite
Northern Elves must begin preparing for the lean times now. Sure to be a holiday classic!
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Rum Cake Recipe
by Jessica Feather
The handwritten notes from Aunt Anne are the most important part of getting this cake right and not ruining the holiday.
